I'm not doing this; Yes I am

I doubt that I'll tell anybody that this is here. I have my doubts about this whole blogging movement. I hate the word blog. It reminds me of a street in Alhambra called Shorb. They're ugly words. Nothing good could come out of blogging. Blahging. Ha ha. Anyway. The truth is I will tell everyone because I'm a ham and I secretly want everyone to always pay attention to me. So, Hi guys. Here I am