Strike that. Reverse it. On we go!

Saturday, December 10, 2005

I Took Nice Belt's Dating Test

I think my ability to test well may have finally backfired. This doesn't seem accurate, Mom, I swear, especially the part about having lots of sex.


The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

Your exact opposite:
The Priss

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer
In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger

CONSIDER: Anyone else


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: rorire

I Made a Curtain.


Mostly, I just put grommets in a piece of cloth and attached the curtain rod to the doorframe. The cloth is heavy and chenille-y. It's brown and has Chinese calligraphy and chops (those square stamps the Chinese use to sign things) on it. I hope that the writing says something like "Stupid white people love to buy exotic nonsense."

Here's a Chinese lesson for you: "Bak-hee" is what white people are called in the Toi-San dialect (which I've been told is hillbilly Cantonese). The literal translation is "White devil." Bak-hee hee hee.

I knew a girl who got a Chinese tatoo and didn't know that the literal translation of it was "dangerous desk." I don't remember what she said it meant, but a Japanese linguist we knew set her straight. He was really mean about it too. He laughed. A lot.

I saw Sarah Silverman's movie, Jesus is Magic, last night and it's great. I've controlled myself in this post, but it's been really hard not to repeatedly use the word "chink."